So there’s a mollusk, and a sea cucumber….

hippieslovesunshine:

The mollusk walks up, well. not walks up, SWIMS up and says, well.. he doesn’t talk.. Alright, lemme start over.

(via endlesslyhoping)



staygrandbeiconic:

LEGIT THE BEST POST I HAVE EVER SEEN.

I literally just reblogged this two times in a row. No fucks given. This is the greatest post on tumblr.

(via mynameschai)


dacelio:

"Mom I don’t feel well I cant go to school"image

[Mom Leaves]image

(via the-absolute-funniest-posts)



batsonthebrain:

nanner:

matafari:

shewolfs:

#THE BIGGEST ‘FUCK YOU’ IN THE HISTORY OF GAME OF THRONES

#good thing winter is coming #gonna need some ice on that burn

And Tyrion’s just like “Respect.”

If anyone can appreciate the value of a well delivered backhanded compliment, it’s Tyrion.

(Source: robbstark, via jaenerysstormborn)



dragon-gnostic:

spinkickmycat:

Take away snapchat

is that the same skeleton?

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undeadcosmicunicorn:

"Your makeup looks really natural today"

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(via gloomyteens)


egberts:

snacklemore:

egberts:

my life in one picture

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there is no picture

i have no life

(via jaenerysstormborn)



saddeer:

this is the most important scene in cinematic history

(Source: husssel, via jaenerysstormborn)


notquiteshakespeare:

truelladeville:

theblogchoseme:

truelladeville:

I wanna see pictures of your lowest moment from 2013 go

I was in a Toy Story play.

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And I loved it.

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You’re an inspiration to us all

please explain how this was your lowest point

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